About The Blog

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I’m a wannabe blogger who loves the 90s and Dr. Martens, an annoying mother and a jealous fan of A.M. Homes.

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14 thoughts on “About The Blog

  1. yes. i need to make it less scary. will have a new post tomorrow or the next day about fliptop and the sharia law. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. added this blog to my blogroll. petty amazing posts.
    hope to see some more entries soon. never ever ever ever ever close this blog!

  3. hey ferofax’

    haha..i’ll be back in the forum after a few days ๐Ÿ™‚

    yes, i hope i can do that every hour so you won’t get too hungry..it’s my mind..oh well..

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